“Then a doctor walked around the corner and my mouth fell open. He was young, he was blonde, and he was handsomer than any movie star I had ever seen.”

(Source: alexreadstherest)

TYPE YOUR NAME:matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW:matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT:matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN:matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD:About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
fantastiquecollective:

seetheunconventional:

True story

Idk, Edward’s quest seems the toughest to me.

fantastiquecollective:

seetheunconventional:

True story

Idk, Edward’s quest seems the toughest to me.

(Source: catastrophecutie)

monicaivette:

No one hates Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

heh.

shameless self-promotion? ;)

(lots of ASOIAF/GoT references)

marnienotmadden:

THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT. YOU DON’T GET TO SOLVE EVERYTHING BY MAKING SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH A BABY.

perfection in the comments. this needed to be on my blog.

(Source: ellenfanshaw)

Reasoning With Vampires: New Moon

reasoningwithvampires:

What I hate the most about New Moon: Meyer romanticized suicide.

I understand that teenagers (and grown-ups, too) have volatile emotions. A broken heart really can seem like the end of the world. People get depressed and feel like they have nothing to live for. I know.

Though I’m not a person…

I’ve lost one close friend to suicide and I’ve had two other close friends attempt it in the past 12-ish years of my life. Dana at reasoningwithvampires put this better than I probably ever could.

Yup, this one made me chuckle out loud for sure.

Yup, this one made me chuckle out loud for sure.

Twilight: Here's Your Minute-By-Minute Play-By-Play Of Twilight: Breaking Dawn(via @Jezebel)

~HILARIOUS~ :)

Last night, I joined the Twihards at a midnight screening of Twilight: Breaking Dawn. Since I first covered the franchise in 2008, I’ve gone to midnight screenings of each one, and I have to say, as events, they are getting more and more subdued.

citizenblue:

geekyjessica:

From George Takei’s Facebook. Don’t know who added Janeway to it, but I want to sci-five the shit out of them.

bahahah saw this on reddit, so goood

citizenblue:

geekyjessica:

From George Takei’s Facebook. Don’t know who added Janeway to it, but I want to sci-five the shit out of them.

bahahah saw this on reddit, so goood

lolz. Girl who knows how to bite her lip over accomplished actor? Methinks not.

(Source: watson-obliviate)

Oh Snape, how you angered me until I knew your entire story…but this is hilarious regardless.
found here

Oh Snape, how you angered me until I knew your entire story…but this is hilarious regardless.

found here