well this says a lot about robert.
“HEY STANNIS! STANNIS! LOOK AT ME, STANNIS! LOOOOOK! I LOOK FABULOUS!! STAAAAANNIIIIIS!!! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!!!”
and Stannis is all like:
“GET THAT SHIT DOWN RENLY! You are embarassing the whole Baratheon family.”
And Robert’s all like,
“I hate you two, but seeing you bother each other gives me many lulz, MORE WINE”
Shireen: “This is why I don’t like going to family reunions…”
And no one cares about Joffrey
BEST. STORY. EVER.
The words gave her a chill, as they always did. The Stark words. Every noble house had its words. Family mottoes, touchstones, prayers of sorts, they boasted of honor and glory, promised loyalty and truth, swore faith and courage. All but the Starks. Winter is coming, said the Stark words. Not for the first time, she reflected on what a strange people these northerners were.