|tyrion:||L O L|
|petyr:||where am i? we just don't know|
|jeyne:||sad back story. in conclusion: volantis.|
|catelyn:||DIAPERS. BABIES. BREASTFEEDING. LADY PARTS.|
|stannis:||oh god not another vagina|
|melisandre:||enter vagina, stage right|
|shae:||someone please free me from this story arc|
|sansa:||what's a story arc??|
|theon:||i'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE|
(imagine me singing this to the GoT theme song, yup, I’m that much of a geek)
:D :D :D
- Tyrion + Shae weird sappy shit blahhhhh
- Still don’t get that whole first BroSan scene, sorry. It’s not…bad…it just feels weird and out of place.
- SANSA IS STILL AMAZING, and Sophie is perfection. PER.FEC.TION. Girl is growing into one hell of a regal beauty.
- I don’t like Lancel. I don’t. BUT - they did him an injustice in this episode, I think. I mean maybe I’m wrong but he appeared far more cowardlythan he did in the book?
- ALSO SHAE. TV!Shae has completely stolen my heart. Not sure where they are going with her/this but she is just amazing and probably one of the best written characters in the series.
- EVERYTHING SANSA/CERSEI IS BEYOND PERFECTION. THE END.
- Bronn and the arrow OMG
- MATTHOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Poor non-book readers think Davos is dead, and also still don’t know how bad-ass he is. sigh.
- Sucks that the chain wasn’t in the ep but honestly, the wildfire kicks ass
- YET AGAIN - SANDOR MY BB I SEE YOU SCARED OF THAT FIRE, OH RORY YOU ARE PERFECTION IN THIS EPISODE
- You know, red god or not it is clear via the show that Stannis inspires loyalty. gods let that be important in the future. pleaseeeeee
- Drunk!Cersei…oh gods, Lena, I love you. You ARE Cersei.
- Podrick, I love you, that is all.
- Why does Maegor’s Holdfast/the Queen’s ballroom look like a cellar?
- MORE FIRE MY POOR BB SANDOR and HELLS YEAH BROSAN
- Fuck the Kingsguard, fuck the city, fuck the king. FOR ONE MOMENT TV!SANDOR WAS MORE BADASS THAN BOOK!SANDOR
- Oh, Joffrey running away. Joffrey sucks, REALLY sucks, but mayhaps this was a bit much? or am I wrong?
- SOPHIE YOU CAN SING. Your voice is shaking but I’m going to assume that’s amazing acting ;) Pitch is near perfect and considering now background music that is awesome.
- NED’S DOLL. NED’S DOLL. STARK FEELINGSSS
- HE LEANS TOWARD HER. SANDOR LEANS TOWARD SANSA. AND THERE IS YOUR ALMOST KISS, PEOPLE.
- Also, there is no white cloak on his shoulders when he leaves Sansa’s room. NO. WHITE. CLOAK. Until next week’s ep I’m holding that there is a possibility he will have left it in her room. please please please.
- Does Tyrion’s wound not look grievous enough? Surprise surprise. Still…PODRICK IS THE BEST NO LIEEEEEE
- Loras in Renley’s armor. LORAS IN RENLY’S ARMOR. ::is dead::
- Cersei tells Tommen that he will be king? Err…what’s that all about?
- The music when Cersei says “Father” as Tywin enters is just…amazing.